PolyArmoury – Prologue

With their home, already under siege from small minded, petty bureaucrats and an orc pimp with a grudge. Madame Valarie, her lover Brilmara, and their lover & consensual slave boy, Thrall, flee in the middle of the night when their town is destroyed by human forces wielding powerful magics.

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I’m quite pleased with how it turned out. I’ve never edited a podcast before, especially one which would require this level of editing. Ultimately I feel like the planning was worth it but I’ll need far more for next time to make sure there’s plenty to do.

Prologue and episode one were recorded together so just need to get on and edit the rest of that and start getting ready for the next session. At the moment it’s looking like it will be going up monthly as we all have a lot coming up time wise.

Laura will be at CoxCon for the weekend 21/07-24/07 (There will be all new shiny merch there if you’re interested.

George and I will be at Trans Pride on the 22/07, so come say hi if your there.

I believe there’s a chance we may all be at Brighton Pride 07/08 so again, not much time to record.

PolyArmoury is live now on YouTube and SoundCloud.

Looking forward to feedback on the show. I know I have a lot to learn, but it’s a pretty healthy start I feel.

PolyArmoury Recording Soon

It’s official, the first episode of PolyArmoury will be recording on Friday. We’re hoping to get at least the pilot and first episode recorded. We’ll be releasing one episode a week for the first few weeks but I’m hoping to increase that to two as soon as our outside schedules settle down a little.

If you’re itching for some information, clues, and titbits, check out the PolyArmoury twitter account @PolyArmourySMR – which is currently in the hands of the PolyArmoury’s manager, Vendirak – or tweet the hashtag #PolySMR.

PolyArmoury Roleplay Announcement

So a couple of months ago, I appeared on a D&D 5e oneshot called The Goblin’s Feet – hosted by the lovely Laura Dale, with Joe Parlock – also of Let’s Play Videogames, and George Johnson of  jaffameister.com.

It was a brilliant evening and I had loads of plans for what I could do with that character in future. However, D&D campaigns do require a fair bit of writing an prep and Laura is a busy girl. This didn’t stop me plotting and scheming about what I could get up to given more time. This all leads neatly to finding out that Amazon had all the important D&D manuals on sale recently. A few messages later and I’ve managed to rope George and Laura into a whole campaign of role playing goodness.

That’s right, I’m swapping my usual dungeon for something less whip-y and more goblin-y. What have they let themselves in for? *prolonged evil laughter* This is my first attempt at DMing and only my second time playing D&D at all, but I’m pretty sure, whatever else happens, we’ll have some fun.

Dates to be announced but keep an eye here and on the official twitter account for more on this.